April 2012
13 posts
March 2012
23 posts
pregnant teen girl: my mom is gonna kill me!
fetus inside of the teen girl: my mom is gonna kill me!
tentaclesandthings:
endlessyuji:
“Welcome,...
If you don't like Star Wars, you are wrong.
Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
Tumblr is like the Hunger Games
brobaker:
sheaforest:
jamjars is president snow
100k are district 1
90k district 2
80k district 3
70k district 4
60k district 5
50k district 6
40k district 7
30k district 8
20k district 9
10k district 10
9k-1k district 11
>1k district 12
WOO
And I have 52 followers. Which makes me District 14. I DON’T EXIST.
I see what you did there.
I've played like 10 hours of lego stars wars over...
I don’t even want to play anything else and I normally can’t stop playing gears.
Oh, I know what the ladies like:... →
towritelesbiansonherarms:
lockless:
treyfuckingcasen:
robbicide:
strawberryfaerie:
thealiensmadethisblog:
cardiactheatre:
*TRIGGER WARNING - TRANSPHOBIA, TRANSMISOGYNY, AND CISSEXISM*
Urban Outfitters outlets have been selling this horribly offensive…
Holy Fuck that’s funny.
I would much rather take my friends from this...
After being basically excluded by my old friends I guess I’ve just found a new group of friends.
rise against can't lose to nickelback! :( →
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I'm just saying that being the kid in Pearl Jam's...
First your mother tells you your father died while you were home alone. Then she jsut says glad we talked.
Playing Jak II, trying to find a speeder that you...
scruffydontgiveafuck:
many an hour was spent for this same reason
